troubledemon's definitions

Coffeed Out

When a person has had enough coffee for the day.

Husband- Hey want me to make another pot of coffee?

Wife- Not for me I am coffeed out !

by troubledemon May 9, 2010

Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .

Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!

by troubledemon December 23, 2009

doeknob

ebonics at its best the way it was ment to work

Password game show

and the password is

DEER

1st team clue

DOE

1st team answer

knob

I cant get in the doeknob must be locked.

by troubledemon March 26, 2009

holdsemfromflopping

GERMAN NOUN-A piece of equipment usualy for woman that will hold the boobs so they dont flop all over the place . --OO--

jim -wow she has two black eyes!


steve-wow I wonder how that happened?


jim -maybe she wasnt wearing her holdsemfromflopping!

by troubledemon March 27, 2009

Same ole Shit

Slang for doing the same stuff everyday as usual .

Dude sees a friend walking by and says hey whats happening ? Other dude replies Same ole Shit different day .Dude replies yeah I hear ya .

by troubledemon March 8, 2012

Auto Fuck

When a person cant stop fucking

Dude- My ole lady is so pissed off at me right now.

Other Dude-Why?

Dude-She says Iam stuck on Auto Fuck wanting to screw every day.

by troubledemon March 28, 2010

Brain kick out of gear

This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .

Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?

Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .

Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .

Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.

Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?

by troubledemon February 25, 2010