The Crack

Construction workers language . A term used by a boss to inform a worker that work has been canceled for that day and he can sleep in .

Crack-wife,girlfriend,
Boss calling 6:00

Boss-Hey I just saw the radar on the news and it looks like it is going to rain all day .So stay close to the crack we are not working .
by troubledemon March 11, 2010
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I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.
Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !

Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !
by troubledemon December 04, 2009
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Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!
Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010
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Wizz Quiz

Test from urination to find drugs
Man-Hey dude did you get that job ?

Man2-No

Man- why not?

Man2-I flunked the wizz quiz
by troubledemon March 11, 2010
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Lottery Whiner

A person who is always whining about not winning the lottery.
Whiner- Man i never win the lottery I play 20 bucks a day for 20 years and never win big.

Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.
by troubledemon February 22, 2010
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frick in fries

just how it sounds
Man-Where are those fricking fries

Man2-You know there is no frick in fries
by troubledemon March 24, 2010
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