Dude- My ole lady is so pissed off at me right now.
Other Dude-Why?
Dude-She says Iam stuck on Auto Fuck wanting to screw every day.
Other Dude-Why?
Dude-She says Iam stuck on Auto Fuck wanting to screw every day.
by troubledemon March 28, 2010
Man-Hey I got me a hot fix last night.
Man2-What did you do wash your hands in real hot water before jacking off?
Man-No I went to the bar and met a really good looking woman and we went back to my place and had sex all night.
Man2-That is a hot fix
Man2-What did you do wash your hands in real hot water before jacking off?
Man-No I went to the bar and met a really good looking woman and we went back to my place and had sex all night.
Man2-That is a hot fix
by Troubledemon February 25, 2010
When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
by troubledemon December 23, 2009
Man -My computer is so fucked up I don't know what the hell is wrong with it.
Man2-Bring it over and I will Scrub The PC for you.
Man- But its not dirty.
Man2- Just bring it over!
Man2-Bring it over and I will Scrub The PC for you.
Man- But its not dirty.
Man2- Just bring it over!
by troubledemon August 16, 2010
by troubledemon April 01, 2009