Sheep

wool is used for a bunch of reasons

man 1-hey do you know what elephants use for tampons?

man 2-no what?

man1 - SHEEP

by troubledemon February 28, 2010

Joint to 5:00

Time that comes after Beer :30

Man-Hey what time is it ?

Dude-I looked about a Hour and a half ago so it must be Joint to 5:00

by troubledemon March 17, 2010

SK8ER

Seen on license plates all across America

Dude -Hey I got to get me one of those cool set of plates.

Dude 2-Yeah get one that says SK8ER that would be cool

by troubledemon February 18, 2010

Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .

Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!

by troubledemon December 23, 2009

doeknob

ebonics at its best the way it was ment to work

Password game show

and the password is

DEER

1st team clue

DOE

1st team answer

knob

I cant get in the doeknob must be locked.

by troubledemon March 26, 2009

Headroid

when a pain in the ass moves to your head

Hey stop being such a headroid

by troubledemon April 25, 2010

N.E.V

NOT ECONOMICLY VIABLE meaning that your sorry ass doesnt have enough credit rtg to get yourself the least bit of cash you might need to turn your life arround.Such as catch 22 !

Dude 1 -Hey how did it go at the bank today?

Dude 2-Not to fucking good .

Dude 1-Why not?

Dude 2-They said that iam N.E.V not economicly viable .

by troubledemon May 08, 2009