Passed Wind

To fart

Kid-Eww margaret farted
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!

by troubledemon March 28, 2010

A_F_S_T_A_B

Always Fixing Shit That Aint Broken

Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.

by troubledemon February 13, 2010

Computer Neutered

When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house

Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?

Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .

Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?

Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.

by troubledemon February 10, 2010

farmville freak

1-A person who stays on farmville site all fucking day harvesting their crops !

woman1- hey do you need any help with your farm?

man-hell no you farmville freak I dont even have a farm

by troubledemon February 07, 2010

New Minority

American Citizens

Hey the census Just came out and American people are the New Minority In the united States .

I wonder why?

by troubledemon April 13, 2010

Brain kick out of gear

This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .

Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?

Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .

Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .

Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.

Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?

by troubledemon February 25, 2010

Got any erb ?

This is what a man says to his bro when he wants to get high

Man says -Hey you got any erb ?

bro- Just pulls out a bowl and they both get high!

by troubledemon February 24, 2010