This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
by troubledemon April 02, 2009
When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house
Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
by troubledemon February 10, 2010
Kid-Eww margaret farted
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!
by troubledemon March 28, 2010
Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.
by troubledemon February 13, 2010
woman1- hey do you need any help with your farm?
man-hell no you farmville freak I dont even have a farm
man-hell no you farmville freak I dont even have a farm
by troubledemon February 07, 2010
Hey the census Just came out and American people are the New Minority In the united States .
I wonder why?
I wonder why?
by troubledemon April 13, 2010
A shaving of ones chest men in most cases the razor passing over the nipple and haveing the nipple disapear,bleed,end up stuck to razor blade ,most cases only one nipple is removed because pain is just to much to withstand.except in a few documented cases the other nipple has been removed to even things out.
The other day I was shaveing my chest for the bodybuilding compitition and did a shavipple 2 because the single didnt look right. And i won!
by troubledemon March 26, 2009