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RiceNigger

A RiceNigger moved into my neighbourhood.
by Tristan June 6, 2004
mugGet the RiceNiggermug.

Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.
"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner
by Tristan October 22, 2003
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hoy

This is a special word that has one proper meaning, it is used to describe bad fortune (eg. said after u see someone fall over or make any kind of mistake) or alternatively, a person who is mal-co-ordinated, or generally unfortunate (every group of friends has one, you know, the one who always gets a football in the nads)
(your mate is walking along and walks into a lampost)- your immediate reaction; HOY!!!!!!!!!!!
by TRISTAN January 3, 2004
mugGet the hoymug.

borededed

Ah crap! I'm so borededed!
by Tristan May 2, 2004
mugGet the boredededmug.

Kennel Syndrome

A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.

Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.

A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"

11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".

11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
by Tristan July 24, 2008
mugGet the Kennel Syndromemug.

Shiroi Okami

a name given to complete and utter psychopaths with angry or violent tendancies. literal translation is white wolf.
somtimes we call lane shiroi okami because of his violent behavior.
by tristan December 13, 2004
mugGet the Shiroi Okamimug.

Blue Smartie Syndrome

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.
"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"
by Tristan March 20, 2005
mugGet the Blue Smartie Syndromemug.

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