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fuckle

Its an exclamation for something really minor. If a pencil broke in half or if you dropped something, you could exclaim "Fuckle". It adds whimsy to an otherwise obscene expression
Upon dropping a quarter:
"Fuckle"
by Tristan December 6, 2003
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Shiroi Okami

a name given to complete and utter psychopaths with angry or violent tendancies. literal translation is white wolf.
somtimes we call lane shiroi okami because of his violent behavior.
by tristan December 13, 2004
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Kennel Syndrome

A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.

Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.

A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"

11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".

11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
by Tristan July 24, 2008
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town shit

meaning something is "of the town" , also another way of saying clownin, (originating in norcal) (but if u wanna get the best definition u should ask the master of town shit, kyan, himself)
hittin tha hookah bar in el cerrito, thats town shit. i ain't tryin to go to yur wack party.... ahh man thats town shit
by Tristan January 25, 2005
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biolotician

Boofhead is a biolotician
by tristan October 25, 2004
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hussy

a metal canister that is placed under the blankets of a bed to make it warm, also used to describe a whore or slut... ect.
that hussy could warm my bed anytime. (haha)
by tristan May 13, 2005
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Blue Smartie Syndrome

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.
"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"
by Tristan March 20, 2005
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