39 definitions by tristan
by tristan May 4, 2004
(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal
Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act
Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act
by tristan January 24, 2005
Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.
by tristan March 20, 2005
a name given to complete and utter psychopaths with angry or violent tendancies. literal translation is white wolf.
by tristan December 14, 2004
Dood n.
Old West, circa 1870s term for east coast, tarted up yanks gone west, to either get dirty up to their arse or get killed, while pursuing some futile gold rush.
Old West, circa 1870s term for east coast, tarted up yanks gone west, to either get dirty up to their arse or get killed, while pursuing some futile gold rush.
Where the fuck did the DUDE get killed?
At the fucking creek, where the DUDE went down on one hell of a mother fucking gold strike to fucking hell, the fucking cocksucker.
At the fucking creek, where the DUDE went down on one hell of a mother fucking gold strike to fucking hell, the fucking cocksucker.
by tristan December 22, 2004
the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me
by tristan November 27, 2003
A RiceNigger moved into my neighbourhood.
by tristan June 6, 2004