IKEA

IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold

Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

by Triple J May 01, 2005

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amoeba

The same brain capacity as a Mica

Me: You have the same brain power of an ameoba
Mica: A what? so does your mum.
Me: Is that the best you could come up with?
Mica: What you chattin!?

by Triple J May 04, 2005

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Oink\'in

Expression used to indicate piggin\' out

...And now your oink\'in

by Triple J April 26, 2005

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shnee

A high pitched sound made by people being forced into a corner by a great lump of a bloke advancing on them in a threatening manner.

I'm gonna rip your eye's out!

SHNEE !!!

by Triple J April 06, 2005

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TARDIS

The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.

One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)

by Triple J May 07, 2005

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