triple j's definitions

canada douche

A "Canada Douche" is someone that acts like an arrogant, boastful, self-centered jerk only while wearing a Canada Goose jacket. Furthermore, their perception is negatively hindered due to the fact that their Canada Goose jacket is expensive, which leads them to believe they are better than most people.

1) "Check out that Canada Douche posing in front of that mirror."

2) "Uggh, that couple has matching Canada Douche jackets!"

3) "That guy totally thinks he's better than everyone because of his outrageously expensive Canada Douche jacket."

by triple j December 24, 2012

guhufwyg

1. A cough and a sneeze at the same time...

2. Original name for a Wysiwyg untill they descovered its powers of deseption and imagary

1. Wait...wait...GUHUFWYG!!!*choke* *sniff*

by Triple J April 6, 2005

Corpsish

Practicly dead with minimal movement or response. Only signs of life are moaning, grunting, breathing or farting

Dereks been acting corpsish since this morning I think hes on drugs or dead.

by Triple J October 2, 2005

ickle person

Anyone shorter than you.

...He has brown hair... He's three foot tall, so hes an ickle person... And his eyes are green...ect.

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Evil

aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)

In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...

by Triple J May 1, 2005

Hwechk

A sound usually made by someone being strangled half way through a sentance.

...And then he said he was HWECHK!!!

by Triple J April 28, 2005

Little britan

The worst TV show ever, that disabled guy that says ya i know was only good in Shooting Stars.

I dont see the humour, its not funny its repetitive and boring.

by Triple J May 1, 2005