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This is when someone who you really don't expect to fart a lot actually does #fart a ton.
Can also refer to someone who, you wouldn't expect their farts to be bad, but actually they're an abomination to the senses.
Can also refer to someone who, you wouldn't expect their farts to be bad, but actually they're an abomination to the senses.
warold hörstler: bro, you fuck with larry's sister? she got some nicers.
jiminy glick: dudestein she a stinkums magoo.
warold hörstler: whatchu mean, son?
jiminy glick: brozilla one time i was hiding under the sofa trying to catch a glimpse and whatnot, and all a sudden, i'm blastit wif like some da nastiest odeurs i ever face in my life.
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: smell like someone take a dumpski in a bag a doritos and seal it up and then roast it at 450 degs, namsayin?
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: dudestein she a stinkums magoo.
warold hörstler: whatchu mean, son?
jiminy glick: brozilla one time i was hiding under the sofa trying to catch a glimpse and whatnot, and all a sudden, i'm blastit wif like some da nastiest odeurs i ever face in my life.
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: smell like someone take a dumpski in a bag a doritos and seal it up and then roast it at 450 degs, namsayin?
warold hörstler: sick!
by trilliam turdsworth May 2, 2022
Get the stinkums magoomug. a lot of people wonder why the verb "rip" is used to describe the activity of excreting a fart out of your ass. this is a fascinating subject. based on a great deal of research, we have concluded that when "ripping a nasty," you are quite lit'rally ripping a hole in the previously fart-less space-time continuum, and injecting a stinker into the emergent vacuum: thus, you are ripping. it was believe this coined by Albert "Airturds" Einstain in 1904 in his magnum o'piss, "An die Physiker des Stinkertons."
thomas pebbles: fucking shit, dude, i fucking ripped so loud last night right at the moment i oh'jizm'd with kara.
daniel day luiz: dude, i have done that, it sucks. so embarrassing, especially if a lil doodoo squirts out.
pebbles: yeah, was so nasty. karen didn't say anything though.
day luiz: my dad usually doesn't either but it's just how it goes.
pebbles: it felt so good though.
daniel day luiz: dude, i have done that, it sucks. so embarrassing, especially if a lil doodoo squirts out.
pebbles: yeah, was so nasty. karen didn't say anything though.
day luiz: my dad usually doesn't either but it's just how it goes.
pebbles: it felt so good though.
by trilliam turdsworth December 18, 2021
Get the ripmug. as absolute zero is to temperature, absolutestink is to farts. when someone unlooses an absolutestink, everything within a 14 foot diameter is vaporized instantly. those who are in the 14-30 foot range will no longer be able to smell anything for the rest of their lives, except the smell of #openass. for most people, the prospect of a life lived this way is too much to bear, and they off themselves within 1-2 days. in the 30-2000 foot range, most people will have chronic diarrhea or adult onset retardation.
i was heffin cyber sex with my girlfriend jim the other day, and she unleashed a monstrosity which displayed absolutestink. fortunately, she lives in russia so i was physically unaffected, however the sounds of human bodies being mangled in the background will haunt me forever.
by trilliam turdsworth January 18, 2024
Get the absolutestinkmug. when you #assfart into "le toilet" and let loose a funky #boomboom.
typically accompanied by a big swig of cillian's irish red.
this was coined by Dogellis O'Shaughnessee, former preist of Vincent's Parish, Vilnius.
typically accompanied by a big swig of cillian's irish red.
this was coined by Dogellis O'Shaughnessee, former preist of Vincent's Parish, Vilnius.
broski, i ripped a #dumpskin mcmurphy that rocked the whole continent.
which continent?
"the continent"
you mean europe?
no dude, 'stralia.
i thought you meant 'frica.
who you think you are, a #fartdoctor?
i'm terronce jimes "trip" beguddybetter
i'm Danold Ruckoworth
Aight
which continent?
"the continent"
you mean europe?
no dude, 'stralia.
i thought you meant 'frica.
who you think you are, a #fartdoctor?
i'm terronce jimes "trip" beguddybetter
i'm Danold Ruckoworth
Aight
by trilliam turdsworth July 23, 2022
Get the dumpskin mcmurphymug. the study of the interrelations between fart and place.
by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.
the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.
fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.
among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.
the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.
fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.
among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?
fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.
civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...
fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...
civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!
fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.
civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...
fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...
civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!
fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
Get the fartographymug. iBall is a product currently under development at Apple that provides the user with up to the minute information about his or her testicular activity: for example, volume of semen in the balls, concentration of sperm, color and taste of splooge, and so forth. iBall looks like a small, futuristic cradle for your balls, made of a high ballistic material. Rumored to have been conceptualized by Steve Jobs himself, iBall is now overseen by Ron Jeremy's penis.
Person 1: yo Holmes I just copped the new iBall.
Person 2: how is it?
Person 1: not too shabby. Right now I got about a pint of nut juice ready to bust at the slightest urging.
Person 2: that's fuckin insane
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: how is it?
Person 1: not too shabby. Right now I got about a pint of nut juice ready to bust at the slightest urging.
Person 2: that's fuckin insane
Person 1: yeah
by trilliam turdsworth June 20, 2017
Get the iBallmug. by trilliam turdsworth September 14, 2021
Get the hofartmug.