Definitions by trilliam turdsworth
staint
this is what happens when you fail to properly cleanse the grundle region on a regular basis. your taint gets staint. often it's brown at first but can take on more complex hues of purple and smoked caramel over time. experts say that ancient mesopotamians even cultivated staint patterns by eating diarhettic, richly hued foods. those with the most profound of staints could be smelt from miles away, as far as central europe.
i've been working on my staint. haven't cleansed in over 6 months.
that's a topic of disgustion.
i'm reaching for my goal.
that's a topic of disgustion.
i'm reaching for my goal.
staint by trilliam turdsworth January 10, 2023
Ripturd
When someone blows off a dump and the expulsive force creates a foul shock wave that first travels outward and then bounces off the walls and travels back inward towards the source of the original buttblast. Those who aren’t steady on their feet can be swept up in the ripturd and carried either into the toilet or right up the brownfactory of said ripper.
Ripturd by trilliam turdsworth January 5, 2023
dumpskin mcmurphy
when you #assfart into "le toilet" and let loose a funky #boomboom.
typically accompanied by a big swig of cillian's irish red.
this was coined by Dogellis O'Shaughnessee, former preist of Vincent's Parish, Vilnius.
typically accompanied by a big swig of cillian's irish red.
this was coined by Dogellis O'Shaughnessee, former preist of Vincent's Parish, Vilnius.
broski, i ripped a #dumpskin mcmurphy that rocked the whole continent.
which continent?
"the continent"
you mean europe?
no dude, 'stralia.
i thought you meant 'frica.
who you think you are, a #fartdoctor?
i'm terronce jimes "trip" beguddybetter
i'm Danold Ruckoworth
Aight
which continent?
"the continent"
you mean europe?
no dude, 'stralia.
i thought you meant 'frica.
who you think you are, a #fartdoctor?
i'm terronce jimes "trip" beguddybetter
i'm Danold Ruckoworth
Aight
dumpskin mcmurphy by trilliam turdsworth July 23, 2022
asssnif
Asssnif is one of very few instances (in the English language) of the letter S appearing three times consecutively in the same word. It was coined by the late, great Johnald G. Stinkefeller, the founder (and for more than eight decades, one of the leading practitioners) of fartography, the study of farts.
Asssnif is something that a fartographer will do when evaluating the stink profile of a given rip. The use of a magnifying glass as well as the Dumplens (an advanced technological device developed by Stinkefeller for this express purpose) can help to identify various #farticles and their origins.
Asssnif is something that a fartographer will do when evaluating the stink profile of a given rip. The use of a magnifying glass as well as the Dumplens (an advanced technological device developed by Stinkefeller for this express purpose) can help to identify various #farticles and their origins.
asssnif by trilliam turdsworth June 9, 2022
farttown
farttown is where you go, metaphorically speaking, after loading up on a plate of beefy nachitos and plenty o' barolo. what's great about farttown is that anywhere can be farttown, your bathroom, your classroom, hell even your analysts's office. you know your in farttown when it stinks so bad ya can't breathe and when you leave you're clothes carry the stainch of tourds for days.
a: hey my dude, smells like you been to farttown.
z: why yes i have, jes' comin back from it. how'd you know?
a: you small like a toilet. no i don't.
z: yes you do man.
a: goddamn
z: why yes i have, jes' comin back from it. how'd you know?
a: you small like a toilet. no i don't.
z: yes you do man.
a: goddamn
farttown by trilliam turdsworth May 18, 2022
stinkums magoo
This is when someone who you really don't expect to fart a lot actually does #fart a ton.
Can also refer to someone who, you wouldn't expect their farts to be bad, but actually they're an abomination to the senses.
Can also refer to someone who, you wouldn't expect their farts to be bad, but actually they're an abomination to the senses.
warold hörstler: bro, you fuck with larry's sister? she got some nicers.
jiminy glick: dudestein she a stinkums magoo.
warold hörstler: whatchu mean, son?
jiminy glick: brozilla one time i was hiding under the sofa trying to catch a glimpse and whatnot, and all a sudden, i'm blastit wif like some da nastiest odeurs i ever face in my life.
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: smell like someone take a dumpski in a bag a doritos and seal it up and then roast it at 450 degs, namsayin?
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: dudestein she a stinkums magoo.
warold hörstler: whatchu mean, son?
jiminy glick: brozilla one time i was hiding under the sofa trying to catch a glimpse and whatnot, and all a sudden, i'm blastit wif like some da nastiest odeurs i ever face in my life.
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: smell like someone take a dumpski in a bag a doritos and seal it up and then roast it at 450 degs, namsayin?
warold hörstler: sick!
stinkums magoo by trilliam turdsworth May 2, 2022
Rusty gillespie
A Sex act popular in medævel times in which one person sticks a flute up another person’s snake burrow and plays a Celtic folk tune, before abruptly breaking off the flute so that part of it remains lodged up the pebble factory, Then farts triumphantly.
Would that thou wouldst rusty gillespie me.
I wouldst.
Oh hell ya
Just blast me off Charlie
You got it
I wouldst.
Oh hell ya
Just blast me off Charlie
You got it
Rusty gillespie by trilliam turdsworth March 11, 2022