tricia's definitions

jumping on couches

To jump on a couch means to openly express your love or infatuation with someone. Couch jumpers are usually rich actors who appear on a nationally televised show to show off their new girlfriend.

Tommy was so enthralled by his new found love Kathy that he started jumping on couches.

by Tricia July 18, 2005

jesus toe

Ya know that toe next to your big toe? I'm gonna call it an Index toe....... a "Jesus toe" is when your Index toe is longer than your Big toe.

Angelique: "Yeah! thats called a Jesus toe!"
Tricia: "You can shut the hell up."

by Tricia January 31, 2005

turkey basting whore

a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with

"What a turkey basting whore"

by tricia November 23, 2004

vanillaschtick

the vanillaty goodness which is the essence of my best friend Teresa

whos my vanillaschtick??

by tricia December 13, 2004

amscray

Pig latin for "scram," which means "leave."

(Mom and Dad are having sex when Little Johnny walks in)

Johnny: Hi Mom! Hi Dad!
Dad: WTF?! AMSCRAY!

by Tricia June 7, 2005

bailizzed

Someone who is sexed up by Bailey Schroepfer in Minnesota.

Whoa! Did you hear? Johnson was Bailizzled!

by Tricia October 8, 2004

mayostein

Mayo + Frankenstein.

"That Mayostein is one hot piece of ass, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean."
"no, you don't"
"Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her GOT IT ON...wooooeeeee."
"No, they didn't."
"No, No, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they, eh, eh.....everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful, NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!"

by tricia January 25, 2004