hard wood floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

by Tracey September 17, 2003

Cheeser

A very square, cheesy person who constantly makes an arsehold of his/herself

God I wish he'd leave me alone...he's a right cheeser

by Tracey August 29, 2003

fishy fanny

A fish like smell eminating from a woman's vagina...usually due to using the wrong soap, commonly thought by men to be a unwashed fanny but what do they know!!

Nice lips but her waf stunk a bit fishy!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

crunk

get crazy

Lets' get crunked!

by tracey June 04, 2004

phaneuter

See definitions of the following phrases. Both combined can be used to describe phaneuter: fanooter; phanooter

I can smell your stinky phaneuter from here.

by tracey June 20, 2004

prison lube

The spit that goes on a penis before insertion into a dry hole

Mike Tyson said he used prison lube when he had intercorse with that girl.

by Tracey September 05, 2003

turtle's head

The appearance of a turd out of the anus

Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!

by Tracey August 29, 2003