tory borty's definitions

MT

Morning tent, a tent-like shape on your pants due to an erection

To avoid an MT you could try jacking off before getting out of bed

by tory borty April 30, 2013

MG

abbreviation for morning glory; Morning glory means that you wake up with such a strong erection you have to walk in a slouched way.

When i have MG i tend to try avoid my family

by tory borty May 8, 2013

clit push

When you pinch your vulva making the clitoris protrude, and then stick your protruding clitoris into a lesbians vagina.

I was all wet and she decided to clit push me

by tory borty November 8, 2013

Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit

An invocation used by feminists who are Christian

Let's all pray in the name of the Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit, amen

by tory borty April 25, 2013

age is just a number

A phrase used by people who oppose age restrictions, for example

a) Pensioners who want to continue working

b) People who sexually interested in minors

c) teens who seek to lower the voting age

She might be underage, but age is just a number

by tory borty December 31, 2012

caneman

A man or boy who does not hide the outline of his erection or bulge when in public

I saw a caneman today in the middle of town centre and he had a huge tent in his pants. Everyone laughed.

by tory borty December 24, 2012

creationkook

Someone who rejects the theory of evolution and instead believes in creationism

I get pretty annoyed when these creationkooks bring their myth fables into my studies

by tory borty December 24, 2012