Usonian

An inhabitant of the United States

Why does the Usonian government always drone other countries? Who gave them the right to do so?

by tory borty October 07, 2013

MG

abbreviation for morning glory; Morning glory means that you wake up with such a strong erection you have to walk in a slouched way.

When i have MG i tend to try avoid my family

by tory borty May 08, 2013

poleman

A shameless man or boy who doesn't care if people notice his erection

Thats a true poleman. He had a huge boner if front of his mom and didn't even hide it.

by tory borty December 24, 2012

MB

morning bulge; when you wake up and notice that your dick is poking your pants, thus forming a bulge

I don't get embarssed when my mom notices my MB coz its only natural and happens to all teenage boys

by tory borty May 08, 2013

below barber

someone whose occupation is mainly to cut, dress, groom, style and shave the pubic hair of female or male pubes (pubic hair).

it's your wedding night, so if you're gonna showcase your genitals tonight you might as well go to a below barber first

by tory borty November 16, 2013

easy to masturbate to

A comment mainly left on blogs or video sharing websites to indicate a video or blog was good

Cool video. I found it easy to masturbate to

I found this thread easy to masturbate to

by tory borty December 23, 2012

opposite-sex marriage

A legal or social contract between a male and a female; considered to be the only relationship acceptable by the Abrahamic deity

Some religious person told me that same-sex marriage is immoral but opposite-sex marriage is blessed.

by tory borty December 15, 2012