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glans matching

A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.
Hey, guess what Chelsea and Bob were doing round the corner? They were glans matching.
by tory borty August 27, 2013
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morning bulge

When a guy has an erection in the morning and it forms a bulge in his pants
My older brother always wakes up with a morning bulge
by tory borty April 30, 2013
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MG

abbreviation for morning glory; Morning glory means that you wake up with such a strong erection you have to walk in a slouched way.
When i have MG i tend to try avoid my family
by tory borty May 8, 2013
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Usonian

Why does the Usonian government always drone other countries? Who gave them the right to do so?
by tory borty October 7, 2013
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Enoch

An inbred. Someone who results from incest. It's a reference to the Abrahamic story of Enoch, the son of Cain and Awan (brothers and sisters) who married and produced him.
"I'm going to have to share a bed with my sister tonight coz theres a visitor in my room right now"

"Okay, but make sure you don't produce an Enoch with her okay?"
by tory borty September 2, 2013
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love

The greatest thing in the world

The most powerful thing in the world

the purpose of life
by tory borty December 31, 2012
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mythbrain

1. Someone who ignorantly suggests all other religions are untrue without having thoroughly studied others religions in depth

2. Someone who says all other gods (or goddesses) are false except his own and keeps a straight face
That mythbrain thinks his religion is the only true religion
by tory borty December 24, 2012
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