bi joke

jokes about bisexual people

i've got a bi joke, but i'm in a hurry, bye!

by tory borty April 25, 2013

age is just a number

A phrase used by people who oppose age restrictions, for example

a) Pensioners who want to continue working

b) People who sexually interested in minors

c) teens who seek to lower the voting age

She might be underage, but age is just a number

by tory borty December 31, 2012

straight marriage

A marriage between people who are heterosexual. The relationship ordained by the Abrahamic deity.

I'm not having a gay marriage. I'm having a STRAIGHT marriage!

by tory borty December 15, 2012

scissorchick

a lesbian who has sex in the scissor position

Now that girl is a scissorchick

by tory borty October 30, 2012

clit slip

When you pinch your vulva making the clitoris protrude, and then stick your protruding clitoris into a lesbians vagina.

I was all wet and she decided to clit slip me

by tory borty November 08, 2013

morning bulge

When a guy has an erection in the morning and it forms a bulge in his pants

My older brother always wakes up with a morning bulge

by tory borty April 30, 2013

Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit

An invocation used by feminists who are Christian

Let's all pray in the name of the Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit, amen

by tory borty April 25, 2013