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When you throw a carton of sour milk at someone's door you've been keeping in the back of your refrigerator until you just can't take it anymore, Sourslam time.
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 15, 2025
Get the SourSlammug. When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"
This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025
Get the get out of jail free cardmug. Sometimes people wake up screaming it but that's still a "mystery". Basically the time on your phones and computers are hacked by an asshole with a virus you wont understand and you will be late to everything, your alarms won't work and confusion will set in. It speeds up and slows down and never when you want it to. So enjoy the days that are for you until they are gone.
Welp, my clockhack was real, she was right I shoulda gotten a digital clock but batteries never last. I guess time no longer matters for someone and I'm losing all of mine. I'll never use my phone again, day trading hopefully will be as miserable as me, lost time on everyone's dime. Insider trading on the other hand, you don't ever know they were there. I'll be jealous in 10 years when I figure it out...
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 15, 2025
Get the Clockhackmug. When a bunch of douche bags that have been telling you what color your underwear is LITERALLY while you walk down the road because its how security tech is SUPPOSED to be used, you stop wearing them, they get mad because they can't steal them and sell them to a prison. Basically, due to laser technology (something that does so many things there still isn't a limit yet) you get to be harassed but the same ones that ruin your life every single fucking time. on your 30th birthday they told you "no one wants old stem cells, so enjoy the next couple of ears because god knows we won't let you get married and the rest is cancer" --you enjoy you're time knowing they aren't lying because these are the people that have lasers in life. THEN they send a panties report, hopefully 700 pairs were enough because last run 699 barely made it. That honeydew list, makes me wanna get a melon baller and do it myself.
The panties police have a new schedule, my dad got a panties report the other day, perfect, stay inside from 4-10 or you'll be jail bait. If you look too nice, "you deserve it" and they don't stop till you believe it.
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025
Get the panties reportmug.