a little midget who nibbles on your ear in the middle of the night, while also whispering random sad facts about her life.
by thong string July 21, 2021
A tinyosamu is a microscopic organism in your eyelash hairs. Tinyosamus do not like blonde people, so for fun it likes to chew on hairs. Though, if you don’t have blonde hair, it’ll eat the bugs hidden in your hair on Thursdays.
Why Thursdays? Nobody knows.
Why Thursdays? Nobody knows.
“I have a tinyosamu on my lashes.”
“My eyelashes always look so good on Thursdays because of that tinyosamu!”
“My eyelashes always look so good on Thursdays because of that tinyosamu!”
by tootling July 21, 2021