Definitions by tony from the lido

Orafice Malfunction 

The unfortunate sound of a fart or burb that goes horribly wrong.

Greg's fart sounded as if he sharted, creatiing an embarassing orafice malfunction.

Orafice Malfunction by Tony from the Lido October 7, 2011

Peyton Manning 

The act of damaging your vertabrae while performing oral stimulation upon yourself.

Tony got stuck in the shape of a pretzel while peyton manning his cock. He had to seek medical attention for a herniated disc in his neck.

Peyton Manning by tony from the lido September 26, 2011

Main Vein 

The large vein that travels the length of a cock. Instrumental in delivering blood from the central artery during erection.

My cock was so hard, my main vein was swollen with blood.

I saw my heart beat as the main vein of my cock pulsated with blood.

Main Vein by Tony from the Lido September 21, 2011

Spunch 

The act of simultaneously punching the taint during a male's ejaculation.

In order to heighten his orgasm, Tony's lover spunched him during a sexual romp.

Spunch by Tony from the Lido September 20, 2011

Dangling Fury 

Hanging testicle sac in heat

Wow...those balls are raging! It's dangling fury in my face.

Dangling Fury by tony from the lido September 20, 2011