Definitions by tony

Miss Hockett 

An insensitive skank who teaches French
without a clue as to what she is doing.
A real Bitch with an ass that smells
like three day old vomit.

I hate Miss Hockett

Miss Hockett by Tony January 28, 2004

cum trumpet

the penis, cock, hog, wang, etc

i paid this chick 37 cents to play my cum trumpet.

cum trumpet by tony January 28, 2004

booga bear 

a bald, fat, ugly black woman

don't go down that part a town...ain't nuttin' there but rats and booga bears.

booga bear by tony January 28, 2004

thumper 

a very religious person. one who always refers to the bible in everyday conversation.

i can't stand those bible thumpers always gettin' in my shit about drinking and sex.

thumper by tony January 28, 2004

monkey tail 

when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head

oh man, i gotta get to the shit house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin' out!

monkey tail by tony January 28, 2004

shimmanood 

used by older italian gentlemen: an invalid, retard, idiot, moron...etc

i gotta walk around here like a fuggin' shimmanood! -sopranos, uncle junior

shimmanood by tony January 26, 2004

asshole face 

a detestable person, moron, idiot, goofball, etc.....

you know that bill clinton is a real asshole face!

asshole face by tony January 26, 2004