snick

the sound a neck makes when it's been broken in a lustful clinch

ooooh did you hear that awful snick, looks like Ian's on the pull again

by Tony July 15, 2004

Bat

To beat your girlfriend up after she pushes you to the limit

My girl got out of line, so I batted the bitch

by tony February 01, 2005

Bat

To beat your girlfriend up after she pushes you you to the limit.

She got out of line, so I batted the bitch!

by tony January 23, 2005

Schmekis

A driver (cellphone optional) who makes a really stupid move, or no move at all, forcing you to sit at a light, make a panic turn/lane change, slam on your brakes.

If that Schmekis! had been awake, we wouldn't still be sitting at this red light!

by Tony June 18, 2004

co captains

when these two people named tony and dan, go to each others house's and get wasted like fucks

Dan and I are co-captains.

by Tony January 27, 2005

back parking lotter

An elite group of socialites who congregate shortly after 3:00 to discuss pop culture and high school events.

Micheal, you're a back parking lotter now, and you know what that means.

by Tony April 04, 2005

molgrips

One of life's mysteries - nobody is sure if it really exists. Could it be true that a molgrips lives by fridge-door light only? Does a molgrips truly have a bicycle without pedals that is propelled by one lowered foot? Do his glasses really slip down his nose so often that he has to push them back up again constantly? Does he really have an obsession with ladies of the night from central africa? And could it really be true that he produced twins but never sees them? The mysteries of the molgrips...

- Molgrips pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.

by Tony August 19, 2003