porchmonkey

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.
by tony October 08, 2003
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hiring freeze

A condition in which a place of business puts a temporary halt on the hiring of new employees. This is often the result of the CEO purchasing a new yacht or Fiji beach home and usually means that employees of said company should start looking for new jobs.
"Thank you for interviewing with us, but management has just initiated a hiring freeze. We will be keeping your resume on file. I am going to go kill myself now."
by Tony November 15, 2004
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monkey tail

when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head
oh man, i gotta get to the shit house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin' out!
by tony January 29, 2004
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flip mode

by tony December 03, 2003
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chingada

Me lleva la chingada! I'll be fucking damned!
by Tony October 19, 2003
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flame

a flame is a tirade. The flamer may be quite articulate and intelligent as they question the upbringing of the flamee. One can also flame about a third party to a conversation. Finally, a flame may be from an idiot, in response to a resonable post from someone else.
by tony October 20, 2003
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Cuntface

A rare species of fish native mostly to the deep lakes of South America resembling the female genitalia.
by Tony January 15, 2004
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