tony's definitions

touchole

A person who acts like a "asshole"

Mr Sludge is the biggest touchole I know

by Tony September 18, 2003

born slippery

To be dodgy. A litle bit whoooo and a little be oooooo. A geezer. From the the wrong side of the tracks. Know what I mean? LUVERLEEE....

I can't believe he got away with it. Born slippery, that bloke

by Tony October 8, 2003

Verizon

The French word for "static".

Damn man, this Verizon phone sux, I can't hear shit but static.

by Tony April 12, 2005

skippy

an islut that was made by the wog community of Australia. ie iatlians, greeks and maltese. however not lebs cause dey try 2 act like wogs n give us a bad name.... anyways a way of teasing an australaian

Shut up u fucken skipp

by tony February 13, 2004

abercrombie

It is the most FAB-U-LOUS store and clothing EVER!!! It's like drugs!! It is over priced so only those who REALLY love it can afford it! It is very important to the preties of the world, becasue without it we would be ugly! Like the AE people!
A nationwide store that was founded in Colubus, OH in 1892.

BEAUTY!! thats all there is to say!!

by Tony January 29, 2005

cock monkey

cock monkey means that the person who you call a cock monkey literally means they have a monkeys male genitilia, which therefor means that they are rediculously dumb and deserved to be shot. it comes from the teenage word dick head

you fucking cock monkey what are you doing ?

by tony May 13, 2005

mushroom-head tattoo

the act of pulling out your cock and smacking someone in the face with it, leaving the imprint of your mushroom head

when kayla got out of line and started crying, steve gave her a mushroom-head tattoo

by tony May 2, 2004