tony's definitions

Shitler Mustache

to insert your finger into your anus, then wipe the shit off onto an unsuspecting person's top lip. kinf of like the dirty sanchez.

when steve passed out last night, justin gave him a wicked Shitler mustache!

by tony February 24, 2004

jurdling

to jurdle - the act of jumping over an unsuspecting Japanese Girl in a public area. Occurs often to those of short stature who are paying attention to nothing except their cell phone.

I am so tired. I was jurdling all day.
I am so angry. I was jurdled by a fat guy he could have killed me!!

by Tony March 8, 2005

spoken truth

an individual who speaks facts only i.e. nokas

god is the spoken truth

by tony October 26, 2003

Cock Block

I situation where a man is prevented from having relations with his significant other.

I was wonking my girlfriend and my roomate came in and cockblocked me.

by Tony September 3, 2004

dogs

Commonly known as a cigarette. Dogs, refers to cigarettes. Mainly used in South Australia as well as parts of Melbourne. Also can be reffered to as Pup or Puppy. However, word can be used to excession, and can tend to annoy the average being. The question is...have you got any?

I was just wondering, have you got any dogs?
What kind you got?
I really need a dog!
Lets go have a dog!
Lets go looch up a pup!
Looch me a dog.
Lets stop and buy some puppies.

by Tony April 20, 2005

Clinton Road

A deserted and dangerous road located off Route 23 in West Milford, NJ. This place has become infamous due to the strange activity which occurs at night. This includes satanic cults, kkk gatherings, ghost sightings, and some kind of hell hound.

Beware, don't go on Clinton Road at night.

by Tony July 17, 2006

Guarino

Shit, Poop, Turd, etc. Anything in that nature

Ahh Fuck Man, I just stepped in some guarino

by Tony March 12, 2005