tommy d's definitions

quess

A child who was locked in the basement for 20 years with only math textbooks' way of spelling the word 'guess'

Try to quess how I got into college when I scored a 0 on my SAT in verbals.

by Tommy D November 9, 2003

Earth

A monumentally painful shit

I need an earth

by Tommy D November 4, 2003

choke

Short for Coca-Cola

Hey, Bob, grab me a Choke!

by Tommy D October 4, 2003

Beasters

mass produced, Canadian, indoor marijuana, that is keifed,(deprived of it's thc crystals.)

by tommy d January 31, 2003

DFO

Dun Fell Out
Dun Falled Out

It is a fire/EMS term

Ryan just DFOed.

Tom DFOed and the medics came and took him away.

by Tommy D February 17, 2005

Yes Mate

A response in the affirmative

"Did you slam my wife?"

"Yes Mate."

by tommy d May 1, 2003

tommy slap

Slapping a hoe with balls swollen twice their normal size

His swollen balls allowed the pimp to tommy slap the girls blowing his slong

by Tommy d December 3, 2013