employee of the month

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

dic-restrict

when you give it to a girl so good, you have to make her wait for more.

man, my girl wants it all the time(cause i'm so good)
i had to put her on dic-restrict!

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

drunked

when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.

dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

whisper mode

when a person angles their urine stream to make less sound(as to not disturb someone)

i turned on my whisper mode when i used the toilet, cause my girlfriend was sleeping

by tomcon5 December 19, 2009

shut the F U!

a cross betwixt "shut the fuck up" & "fuck you".

man#1"hey man, how...."
man#2 "shut the F U!"

by tomcon5 February 19, 2009

cop jogging

when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.

last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009