tomcon5's definitions

bake a cake

sexual intercourse

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

rest your neck!

shut up!

man1:bla,bla,bla....
man2:DUDE! rest your neck!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

waz crappinin'

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

turd cake

bad breath

fred:"stay away from ted".
confused guy: "why whats wrong?"
fred:"jabroni just ate a mean turd cake"

by tomcon5 October 22, 2009

whisper mode

when a person angles their urine stream to make less sound(as to not disturb someone)

i turned on my whisper mode when i used the toilet, cause my girlfriend was sleeping

by tomcon5 December 19, 2009

dic-restrict

when you give it to a girl so good, you have to make her wait for more.

man, my girl wants it all the time(cause i'm so good)
i had to put her on dic-restrict!

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009