13 definition by tom healey

Defined as making music with technology. This genre isnt dance music and was never meant to be. It is a good alternative to commercial music and has many subgenres. The worst type of 'techno' is called 'minimal' - this style is not to be confused with 'minimal techno' and is a kid of childish version of techno that fills large rooms full of non eventful drops for puke kids.

Social media driven 'wank-speak' for when another cretin that is like you says something you agree with.

One of the best ways to show how utterly devoid of intelligence you are and how you follow childish social media trends is to use this stupid phrase.

One of many modern online drama queen terms to describe someone thats removed them selves from you on the net, completely. This type of thing doesnt deserve a name - It used to get by quite well being called 'ignoring' - so its a type of 'softspeak' for those that cant bear the thought that they are irritating and therefore the other person doesnt want to bother.

Basic mass marketing. An horrific mash of electronic 'styles' brought into one easy to handle nursery music for the types that have absolutely no taste in music and want to simply be part of something huge.

The biggest lie about this crap is that it 'starts people on the way to more serious music' .

the worst thing to happen to electronic music yet.... (apart from trap)

A fantastically stupid way to advise all people on the net that you are a complete and utter prick - using science as a verb is a passing phase but still very annoying and not needed. (one of 2016's ultimate dick terms)