tom's definitions

Tuppence

See twinkle

Gwenny, don't forget to wipe your tuppence!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Arthur Dent

2nd last remaining earth creature. Survived the destruction of earth (...was destroyed to make way for a new space-hyper bypass)

Arthur Dent could never get the hang thursdays.

by Tom August 1, 2004

wiggidy-wack

Not regular type.

"Yall are so wack!"
"Wiggidy-wack?"
"Nope, just regular type."

by Tom November 27, 2003

tomsuck

sucking a guy names toms penis

I tomsucked last night

by Tom June 14, 2004

wronghole

the act of placing the erect penis into the arse of a lady when prior permission has not been given

i heard nina shout wronghole ashley through the wall last night

by tom June 21, 2004

Dirty Chalkboard

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.

What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.

by Tom July 1, 2006

homish

to be gay or homosexual, or something is gay.

That's mighty homish

by Tom June 14, 2004