tom's definitions

Koholint Island

The setting of the game "The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening". Home to Marin, Tarin, Madam Meow-Meow, and other assorted characters. Also known as "the island of dreams".

"What? Zelda? No, my name's Marin! You must be feeling a little woozy. You are on Koholint Island!"

by Tom October 21, 2003

mote

George house has a mote
(Shaven haven around genitals)

Q. george did u shave last night?
A. yes now i have a mote.

by tom April 4, 2004

liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.

She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.

by Tom January 26, 2005

Giffer

A drunk, middle aged female orgy seeker

"you mother is a giffer!!!"

by Tom April 10, 2004

207

A bus route you are likely to get your phone jacked on!

"My bredrin got his phone jacked on da 207 blood!"

by Tom March 12, 2004

Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh isn't really a city. It's just a big suburb, but the locals get offended if you tell them that.

People here speak with an odd accent: "Yinz wanna git sum Purmanny's en Arn City en watcha Stillers' game?" Translated: "Do you want to get some Primanti's sandwiches and Iron City beer and go watch the

by Tom November 15, 2004

clot

one who sticks dick in vacum cleaner and becomes stuck for all eternity

Thomas likes to clot all day and when hes done he brings the vacume to the repair shop.

by tom February 19, 2003