tom's definitions

clot

one who sticks dick in vacum cleaner and becomes stuck for all eternity

Thomas likes to clot all day and when hes done he brings the vacume to the repair shop.

by tom February 19, 2003

loughborough

An amazing place, full of the greatest, most fun, most manic, amazing people on Earth. See great, amazing better than other shit unis and we only do your sister up the arse cos no1 else would have her

"Loughborough is 8th best university in the country"

"Loughborough...we rock!"

"Loughborough...we still have townies but we're better than Nottingham!"

by Tom May 22, 2004

WB13

is a youth organisation in germany which is trying to move the peolpe with the goal of beeing creative

making music is wb13-style

by tom January 14, 2004

Koholint Island

The setting of the game "The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening". Home to Marin, Tarin, Madam Meow-Meow, and other assorted characters. Also known as "the island of dreams".

"What? Zelda? No, my name's Marin! You must be feeling a little woozy. You are on Koholint Island!"

by Tom October 21, 2003

bugger

British slang.

<i>vb.</i> the act of committing sodomy
<i>n.</i> person who commits sodmoy (n.), ie. has anal intercourse.

It is generally used about an annoying person or situation.

Bugger off (get lost).
Stop buggering me.
My boss is a bugger and a half.
Oh bugger (something went wrong).

by Tom March 23, 2004

Giffer

A drunk, middle aged female orgy seeker

"you mother is a giffer!!!"

by Tom April 10, 2004

liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.

She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.

by Tom January 26, 2005