tom's definitions

bugger

British slang.

<i>vb.</i> the act of committing sodomy
<i>n.</i> person who commits sodmoy (n.), ie. has anal intercourse.

It is generally used about an annoying person or situation.

Bugger off (get lost).
Stop buggering me.
My boss is a bugger and a half.
Oh bugger (something went wrong).

by Tom March 23, 2004

townie

townie: smelly person who hates all that wear different things to them.
listen to music that my 8 year old sister cud do better at and just are generally scum.

townie: you disraspectin me?
average joe:no i dint say anything, you oaf.
townie;you disrespectin me you sayit to me face.init and all dat. westside. bling.

by tom November 12, 2004

Sporkanite

Believer in the philosophy of the great SporK.

Believer in SporKanism.

People on BFC are Sporkanites.

by Tom May 1, 2004

Flaahs

The croydonish way of saying flowers.

gonna plant sum flaahs

by Tom September 5, 2003

loughborough

An amazing place, full of the greatest, most fun, most manic, amazing people on Earth. See great, amazing better than other shit unis and we only do your sister up the arse cos no1 else would have her

"Loughborough is 8th best university in the country"

"Loughborough...we rock!"

"Loughborough...we still have townies but we're better than Nottingham!"

by Tom May 22, 2004

clot

one who sticks dick in vacum cleaner and becomes stuck for all eternity

Thomas likes to clot all day and when hes done he brings the vacume to the repair shop.

by tom February 19, 2003

Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

refer to top

by tom January 12, 2004