tom's definitions

Signature Finish

My patented move where I ejaculate my "liquid pearls" with care onto a woman’s face or other desirable area. The signature finish is used to finish off an intense session of sexual intercourse and in extreme circumstances my signature finish is used to mark my territory.

After I satisfied my woman in every way she could imagine, I left my signature finish on her back to remind her of me.
Or
Don’t eat that pizza, Tom is mad at Troy and left his signature finish on it.

by Tom January 26, 2005

lagnaf

let's all get nude & frolic!
(this is a better definition when the word is used in the office)

LAGNAF - "Let's all get nude & frolic"

by Tom January 20, 2004

Beat Up

A term referring to a badly damaged object, usually a car.

"Those wheels is real beat up, yo."

by Tom September 30, 2003

Extrordonal

Exactly the same as "extrordinary"

It is going to be an extrordonal day!

Did you see that chick? Her ass was extrordonal.

by Tom May 19, 2004

nawmean

Short ghetto slang for "Do you know what I mean?".

Yo! My Homies be trippin' me. It be upsettin' me Dog. Nawmean?

by Tom June 20, 2007

nudy

another name for softcore porn

jack has a lot of nudy pics on his computer

by tom September 8, 2003

poofishoddballs

The not-so-rude-word of something lick, ball, bugger, shit or something bad to say when you stand in gum.

Oh poofishoddballs, i just stood in gum!
Poofishoddballs that hurt!

by Tom April 19, 2004