tom's definitions

Brothers Strong

Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and sometimes Strong Sad.

Now presenting, the BROTHERS STRONG!

by Tom October 21, 2003

chickenmcfuckwich

corporate and very bad

Why did you get that KFC
Because I am a cunt

by Tom May 13, 2005

Sabasty

A person who looks or sounds like Guy Sebastion.

That guy is very sabasty like....

by Tom January 6, 2005

back-of-the-box review

A very shallow review of a product or service, based mainly on information presented by the manufacturer, e.g. the technical specifications on the box of a gadget.

"C|Net's "back-of-the-box" reviewing style"
DAPreview news feature, May 4th 2005

by Tom May 4, 2005

Shrek

A celebrity sheep!

All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.

Well, who can blame her?

Baaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaa!

Ya know, a sheep? (they go maaaa & baaa)

by Tom July 7, 2004

doltswagen

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.

Second-hand value? Zero.

I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.

by Tom November 3, 2003

at the gates

Awsome fukkin metal band.

Best song:Suicide Nation

"hey bob how was that at the gates concert?"
BOB: My ears are still bleeding!!1!

by Tom April 28, 2004