tom's definitions

splongie

it means it is dodgey

a chinese toy

by tom December 16, 2003

battyholepuncher

A Battyholepuncher is a faggot type male that shoves his erect penis in another males batty willing or not!

Soupeh you Battyholepuncher!! Take your cock out of Ding's Batty!

by Tom January 2, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

The cunning and charasmatic host of the #1 rated cable news television show in America, "The O'Reilly Factor." Conservatives love him because he uses common sense and basic morals to form his opinions. Liberals hate him for the same reason. He's all around controversial because he actually speaks his mind and doesn't suck up to ANY of his guests.

Bill O'Reilly put that liberal bitch in her place on the show last night.

by Tom April 28, 2005

silacone

fake brest or inlarged with implants

any women that weighs less than 140 lbs and has ddds may have silacone

by tom December 20, 2003

fat crakka

Trav Murray

That fat crakka is Tom's brother.

by Tom April 20, 2003

bent as A nine Bob mate

Bent as A nine bob mate.

Hunter is bent as A nine bob mate and he will never go back.

by Tom February 26, 2005

american kiss

Same as a french kiss except its down under so its a blowjob for any of you dumb twits

'Charlotte gave me an american kiss last night'

by Tom January 3, 2005