tom's definitions

GQ

smooth, sleek, suave, sexy, dressed nice, turn da ladies on jus by winkin... EXAMPLE: JAMES BOND.. sorta... u get da idea tho rite?

can b used as a noun or a verb..

mang.. u so damn GQ...

by tom July 20, 2004

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

dew point

the barometric pressure and humidity around your balls and ass

wow, my dew point is at a 100% down there,
a down right rain forest.

by tom February 17, 2005

Dilly Whack

To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis

That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him while he was sleeping.

by Tom December 7, 2004

bummy

Someone whos a drop out. Someone who has no job or didnt go to school. A person who makes stupid and pointless suggestions

"come we steal sweets from the sweetshop"
"nar thats bummy!"

by tom November 28, 2003

dangeresque

A thrilling movie series starring Strong Bad. The theme song of Dangeresque II is on "Strong Sad Sings."

He's a private eye, a crooked cop, secret agent and a celebrity pharmacist, Dangeresque.

by Tom December 31, 2003

gay out

To go out and have an outrageous time.
Use it to refer to any good times that are gay and fun.

"Hey, lets call Christine and Seth and go gay out at the club."

The other day I said to Frank, I said, “Hey, want to go gay out at Magoos?” We gayed out with two pitchers of beer.

by Tom November 11, 2006