tom's definitions

Scoomber

Noun - referring to a Chav from the Moulsecoomg area of Brighton. Unpleasant individual, yet Scoombers are proud of their moniker

Hey, Bob, did you see that Scoomber? What a Chav!

by Tom November 15, 2004

Fuck Jesus

An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.

Fuck Jesus, she's got a fat ass!

by Tom December 16, 2004

insult

Something that is apparently VERY COMMON on this website...

"****er!"

by Tom October 21, 2003

chezzuz

This is used instead of "Jesus" in a sentance. It is a mixtured of shock and disgust. It is usually followed with the turning on the persons head.

Tom- "I love you man!"
Chris- "Chezzuz!"

by Tom July 29, 2003

supperdit

also known as supnshit

result when supnshit is said extremely fast

guy 1: hey man
guy 2: supperdit?
guy 3: not much homedoggin

by tom December 19, 2004

nirvana

Now-defunct three-piece band formed sometime in the Eighties. Famous hits include 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and 'Come As You Are'.

by Tom September 13, 2003

soom

A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.

"I'm going to leave soom," remarked Tom as he was walking out the door.

by Tom December 14, 2004