tom's definitions

greenland

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"

ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"

Man, Jimmy said it'd be good but the party is fucking Greenland!

by Tom May 13, 2005

Kitty

1. A small (read: baby) cat.
2. Slang for vagina.

See also: pussy

1. Aww...look at the little kitty!
2. You gonna get yourself some kitty this weekend, Bill?

by Tom November 26, 2003

fatherlove

When Hilton does Nick up the ass.

Why Hilton bone me happy!

by Tom November 23, 2003

griff

no definition required, will be dead in the next couple of weeks due to drug overdose

a fucked up drug cunt

by tom March 8, 2003

aneehoo

it means lets get on to the next subject...i dont want to talk about this anymore

"Yeah i know you fucked my girlfriend...But aneehoo what did you do today?

by Tom September 28, 2003

gaint

loss of blood to the brain due to overly large erection.

i get gaint all the frikin' time

by tom November 25, 2003

poutsos

greek word for dick
(masculine - o poutsos)
(feminine - i poutsa)
(neutral - to poutsaki =small dick)

Exo oraio poutso (=I have a beautiful dick)
Katse ston poutso mou (=sit on my dick)

by tom December 4, 2003