Definitions by tom

laying pipe 

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

laying pipe by Tom January 9, 2005

Sabasty 

A person who looks or sounds like Guy Sebastion.

That guy is very sabasty like....

Sabasty by Tom January 6, 2005

splastic 

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

splastic by Tom January 6, 2005

Gilbo 

A rude boy with very bad taste in clothes and music.

Yooooooooooooooh Gilbatron you rude boy

Gilbo by Tom January 5, 2005

rectumpuncher 

A rectum puncher is a man who feels the need to erect his penis and jam it in other mens pooey bums!

OMG Hitme you rectumpuncher!!

rectumpuncher by Tom January 5, 2005

blaikie 

To do a dance with the use of your bottom, otherwise known as your Booty. To shake it in a sexual manner. to shake yo booty

Your mother just did a blaikie right in front of my face after shaking her tic tacs at me.

blaikie by Tom January 5, 2005

ramen 

The cheapest and most delicious meal on the planet.

Ramen is only 10 cents a package ^.^

ramen by Tom January 4, 2005