flitching

An act usually performed by gay men where one man sucks the sperm out of another man's ass. Typically performed in a threesome but some gay men have been known to retrieve their own sperm.
That gay guy just came from an orgy where he filtched some jizz out of his friends ass.
by toast455 July 01, 2005
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long island

An island about 125 miles in length that is located right outside of NYC's borough of Queens. It consists of both Nassau County and Suffolk County. It is known for Nassau County's beaches and the yocals of Suffolk County.
Whenever I want to get away from NYC, I visit the beach in long island.
by toast455 July 22, 2005
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ass soup

Diarrhea with little chunks of food in it. See mud butt.
I went into the stall at the public restroom and someone had left behind their ass soup.
by toast455 July 02, 2005
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main piece

a woman that a guy dates for the primary purpose of providing his steady source of sex. The woman is almost always unaware that this guy is actively seeking out as many side pieces as possible. See also Main, main bitch, main squeeze.
Dude 1: This club is wack. Its looks like our chances of meeting some fine honeys are pretty slim.
Dude 2: No big deal! I got my main piece waiting for me at home.
by toast455 February 17, 2006
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lid

1. a large bag of Marijuana or pot; the cannabis plant.
2. acronym for Long Island Dick. Term used by nyc residents to refer to guys from Long Island.
1. I just scored some lid.
2. Hey, I heard your sister is dating a lid.
by toast455 July 23, 2005
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kitchen door

1. someone who is bisexual
2. someone whose sexual preferance can go either way and does not favor men or women
I met this girl at a bar the other night and I saw her checking out other chicks. She's probably a kitchen door.
by toast455 July 02, 2005
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headwash

A blow job; to give oral sex to a man. This term was a popular 1980's slang. It is seing a resurgance along with other 80's terms such as dork and joystick.
I caught a headwash from this girl I met at the bar the other night.
by toast455 July 01, 2005
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