Definitions by toast455

nintendinitis

1. A sharp cramp caused by playing video games
2. the act of calling out sick from work to stay home and play video games.

1. By the time I got to level 9 on Donkey Kong, I was suffering from severe nintendinitis.
2. When the new "Grand Theft Auto" game was released, I had to call out sick due to my nintendinitis.

nintendinitis by toast455 July 3, 2005

queerstionable 

a person who you can not determine if they are gay or straight

Dan never has a girlfriend and really likes to shop. He is definately queerstionable.

queerstionable by toast455 July 3, 2005

zypo 

A typographical error caused by misplacing your typing fingers on the wrong keys on the keyboard.

1. I was on instant messenger talking to my friend and I got so mad at him that I tried to write back something really fast but all I wrote was a major zypo.

2. I wasn't paying attention to what I was writing and zypo'ed the whole paragraph.

zypo by toast455 July 3, 2005

dinkleberry

A tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man's ass hair. It can be the result of not washing your ass or not properly wiping your ass after taking a crap.

When the hippie/stoner pulled down his pants, the girl caught a glimpse of his dinkleberries and refused to have sex with him.

dinkleberry by toast455 July 2, 2005

yocal 

a local hick; a townie; hillbilly
Also reffered to as local yocals.

The other night I caught a blowjob from a yocal who didn't have any teeth.

yocal by toast455 July 2, 2005

wutons

a nice plump womans ass.

Did you see the wutons on that hottie?

wutons by toast455 July 2, 2005

velvet pocket 

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.

1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."

velvet pocket by toast455 July 2, 2005