toast455's definitions

long island

An island that is 125 miles in length and located right out side of NYC. It consists of nassau county (which borders NYC's borugh of Queens) and Suffolk County. It is primarlly known for the beaches of Nassau county and the yocals of Suffolk county.

Whenever I feel letting getting away from nyc, I visit the beaches in long island.

by toast455 July 20, 2008

fornication vacation

A trip where the sole purpose is to get laid. See Spring Break, Mardi Gras.

After a stressful break-up with my girlfriend, it was time to take a fornication vacation.

by toast455 July 28, 2005

headwash

A blow job; to give oral sex to a man. This term was a popular 1980's slang. It is seing a resurgance along with other 80's terms such as dork and joystick.

I caught a headwash from this girl I met at the bar the other night.

by toast455 July 1, 2005

classmated

To hook up or have sex with someone from your school.

Sam and Tina classmated last night.

by toast455 November 12, 2005

Linsanity

The energy and excitement that is transmitted by Point Guard Jeremy Lin.

Knick Fan: "Linsanity can't be stopped!"

by toast455 April 5, 2012

ass soup

Diarrhea with little chunks of food in it. See mud butt.

I went into the stall at the public restroom and someone had left behind their ass soup.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

main piece

a woman that a guy dates for the primary purpose of providing his steady source of sex. The woman is almost always unaware that this guy is actively seeking out as many side pieces as possible. See also Main, main bitch, main squeeze.

Dude 1: This club is wack. Its looks like our chances of meeting some fine honeys are pretty slim.
Dude 2: No big deal! I got my main piece waiting for me at home.

by toast455 February 17, 2006