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A cartgirl is a female who works on a golfcourse selling liquor to patrons of the facility during golf games. Cartgirls are generally fun loving, sexy young females prone to flashing their breasts and thongs while serving booze to idiot golfers. The Cartgirl is the most beloved fixture of any golf course and the primary reason men golf. Hot chicks and booze disguised by the illusion of "golf" has become a brilliant method for millions of men in search of cheap thrills and titilation. Also refered to as "Fairway Whores" and "Ball Washers", most prefered to be kissed between the "first" and "second" "hole".
Vicky showed us her tit's after she poured my Gin and Tonic.

Chris and Tim took pictures of the slutty cartgirl.
by titties and cake October 25, 2005
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nippies

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Erect, frim or pert nipples on a female breast. Denotes a fun, playful and often youthful quality to the nipples.
Kelly and Jennifer were gigling girlishly after gym class as their pert nippies accidently brushed against each other in the changing room.

You could see her nippies pressing against her sexy t-shirt

Jill blushed as her chilled nippies appeared.

All the guys talked about her hot nippies.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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ass hammer

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1) A porn industry slang.
2) Referes to the penis as an impliment for penetrating the anus and denotes a forceful, sexually charged atmosphere in which this penetration will occur.
3) As a part of the english vernacular it usually denotes the act of anal sex between 2 people. This term is not specific to any particular sexual orientation but rater generic.

4) A vulgar reference to the act of anal sex due to the implicit "violence" of the term and it's reference to a hammer.
I fucked I lot of hot young bitches back then...They called me Dave "The Ass Hammer" Smith back in college.

The girls all called him the "ass hammer" cause he loved anal sex so much

The gimp was a silly bitch who always begged for the ass hammer

"I like to think of it as ass play but Bill gets freaky whenever I mention going in the back door and then the ass hammer comes out"

Hammer my ass! like the bitch that I am.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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clitty

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A slang for clitorus aka clit. Denotes a cute, fun, playful and often youthful quality to the clit.
Scott slid down Jill's panties to reveal a perfectly shaved pussy and her cute little clitty.

Suck my clitty!

Would you like to play with my wet little clitty?

I'm so horny. Finger my clitty!
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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bitch cum

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1) Vaginal mositure caused by sexual arousal

2) Female ejaculate.

3) After a man ejaculates into a womans vagina, the ejaculate is then refered to as "bitch cum". If the woman is fucking more than one guy that evening then you could say that the accumulation of ejaculate is her bitch cum.
I love eating pussy cause of all that sweet bitch cum.

Jill fucked Scott and Tony at the same time. After that, the boys watched Suzy eat Jill's hot little cunt and guzzle all the bitch cum that they pumped into Jill.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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cunt guzzling

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1) The act of eating pussy. Particularly a very wet pussy.

2) Swallowing male ejaculate that has been deposited into a female pussy and is now starting to drip out.

3) A vulgar term for a woman eatting pussy.
Those cunt guzzling bitches are a couple of whores!

Tony fucked Tina, filling her with his hot load of cum. Jill then proceeded to cunt guzzle Tina's hot little pussy, swallowing Tony's cum as it dripped out of her.

I love cunt guzzling!
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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thongy

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1) Showing some thong to look sexy.

2) Sexy, hot, teasing.

3) When your not wearing a thong but your panties decide to ride up you bum anyway....they're getting "thongy" on you.
Kelly was making sure her panties were nice and thongy before she went out to the mall.

All the girls made sure they were thongy at the party

Damn! it's so hot to see those sweet young girls gettin' thongy.

Her tiny little bikini was getting thongy on her at the beach
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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