timlight's definitions

vaxist

a person who believes that a mass vax or mandatory vaccination is superior to testings or pills during outbreaks

Will is a hard vaxist! He's not going to give you a job if you didn't get a covid-19 vaccine and immunity card.

by timlight April 21, 2020

blog off

1. Move away from blogging
2. To delete one's blog post or entry

1. It's my blog off tomorrow so don't wait for a new post.
2. The boss wanted to sell his product online but later blogged off.

by timlight January 29, 2010

prophetry

1. foretelling the future whilst impersonating a genuine prophet
2. surprisingly clever ability to impersonate a prophet and predict events

An evident sign of a prophet impersonator is his nonstop prophetry.

by timlight July 20, 2009

Pandemic 1

Bill Gates' codename for COVID-19, the first modern pandemic

When Pandemic 1 is over, you can stop being a homeliner, go outside, and join the next global party!

by timlight April 23, 2020

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020

facebookee

1. a Facebook user or fan
2. one who is addicted to Facebook

Check back again, you facebookee!

by timlight January 29, 2010

dracovid

1. extremely severe coronavirus disease
2. draconic + covid

Roger recovered from covid-19 symptoms but his doctor did not anticipate dracovid complications.

by timlight April 22, 2020