timlight's definitions

covid-free

1. free of Covid-19
2. coronavirus-free area

The US does have one covid-free territory — Samoa!

by timlight April 24, 2020

UV light injection

a lethal solution to cure Covid-19 patients by injecting their bodies with ultraviolet light

Dr. Grimes: "You cannot use UV light injection to cure COVID19. Neither biology nor physics work that way!"

by timlight April 24, 2020

disinjectant

1. disinfectant injection

2. a sarcastic suggestion by a US President to cure Covid-19 patients

Trump: It sounds interesting to me.
Reporter: Mr. President, bleach as a disinjectant or cure for Covid-19 is extremely lethal.
Trump: But it does kill, it would kill it.

by timlight April 24, 2020

disinfectant drink

US President Trump's sarcastic suggestion of using a lethal anti-coronavirus syrup or liquid solution

Official aide: WTF, disinfectants are for surfaces!
Trump: FYI, giving those Covid-19 patients a disinfectant drink or injection was a joke. But it would kill coronavirus instantly.

by timlight April 24, 2020

red swan

1. an alternative expression to black swan theory
2. a metaphor to unpredictable events attributed to its Chinese origins like Covid-19 pandemic

Donald: The emergence of Covid-19 pandemic is a red swan.
Mickey: Wow, it's made in China!
Donald: That's why I call it, "Chinese virus".

by timlight April 25, 2020

happy hypoxemic

patients with low oxygen saturation in the blood but without visible signs of respiratory distress

Scott MD: How are you doin' today?
Jeff: Never better, doc.
Scott MD: Dude, you're one strong, happy hypoxemic Covid patient!

by timlight April 25, 2020

super-spreader

not a person you'd want to become a close contact because s/he is highly contagious

Joe: Did you hear the news about 700 comic-con attendees got quarantined?
Don: I heard that one badass super-spreader was there yesterday.
Joe: I was there and we're both doomed!

by timlight April 26, 2020