timjb1's definitions

dumpster pirate

A scavenger who will rummage through your trash cans looking for recyclables or anything of value. A trashpicker.

Those damn dumpster pirates were here again and they made a huge mess digging though the garbage in our shitcans!

by TIMJB1 November 28, 2007

Nigger Trigger

A special button on a Polaroid camera used for company ID photos that you push when you take a picture of a dark person so that the lens will adjust and will enable a clear image.

Make sure you push the nigger trigger when you take the picture of a brother, otherwise the picture will be ruined.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

Dry Martinez

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.

Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Marine Layer

A loose woman who lives near Marine bases who hangs out at the local bars and will screw any marine.

The Marines like to do their liberty in Oceanside where there isn't any problem finding Marine Layer.

by TIMJB1 May 31, 2007

nigger note

A letter, summons or report to place something or somebody on notice for unsatisfactory bahavior or work.

My parents told me that if I get another Nigger Note from the teacher that I'll be grounded for a month!

The supervisor already gave me two Nigger Notes for being late for work, one more and I'm fired!

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

tijuana shower

Instead of bathing, you spray your armpits and body with Right Guard and cheap cologne in hopes of disgusing your B O.

Hector must be afraid of the water because he only takes Tijuana showers.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

winos

Cheap canvas sneakers, usually navy blue, with yellow gum soles. Primarily worn by homeless people on skid row or by jail inmates.

Bob shouldn't wear his winos to work because people will think he is down and out.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006