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An object that produces a white noise (like a fan, or maybe a radio on a lower volume) that is used to make sounds audible in a very quiet environment not quite as noticeable. Noise hampers can be used to make it harder to hear you doing something you don't want others to know about.

Noise hampers explain why so many people like to masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running.

A teenfag is someone usually between the age 13 and 19 who acts in a stereotypical teenage way. The term "teenfag" covers a vast array of people, as the definition is very broad.

There are two categories of teenfag: typical and atypical.

Typical refers to the annoying ones who listen to generic modern pop music and/or mainstream hip-hop, dress like sluts/douchebags, and use annoying catchphrases borrowed from ghetto speak like "fleek" or "bae" (and formerly yolo and swag). They tend to be obsessed with social media and are never seen without their smartphone that their parents paid for. You will typically see them hanging out in groups of various sizes.

Atypical refers to the "edgy" teenfags that dress like complete buffoons and are always carrying some kind of label like emo, goth, scene, or whatever other shitty pseudoculture they could dig up. They tend to listen to very specific genres of music, all of which tend to be equivalent to ear rape. Their goal in life is to "stand out" by conforming to a preexisting group, making them even bigger tools than typical teenfags. They too, tend to always be carrying a smartphone, but they behave like rats on social media (by showing off cutting themselves, talking about how they hate everyone, etc.).

Either way, all teenfags are cancer.

Contrary to what the other definitions say, a tattoo sleeve is a literal transparent elastic sleeve with a tribal pattern that goes around your arm and looks like a tattoo. Typically worn for disguise, to look cool, or as a joke.

A feature on Urban Dictionary that let's you approve the definitions thought up by the masses (because the people who run Urban Dictionary have gotten too lazy to do it themselves). Most of them tend to be names submitted by egotistical teenagers (see urbandictionary names), and the few that are funny or at least relevant often times don't get approved because half of the people using the "approve new words" section are just trying to push their own shitty name submission.

Stealth blocking is when an internet user is blocked by another user or by a website without being told. Many times, the stealth blocking will be initiated by a mindless bot that assumes you are a spammer using its algorithm. You posts might only be showing up for yourself (also known as shadow banning, which is heavily used by reddit and Google Plus), or maybe only one person won't see them (this is less serious and is most often seen on Facebook). This is considered a cowardice move by many, as not only is it a temporary fix to a long term problem (let's face it, trolls will find out when their b8 isn't getting replies and just make another account), but it often affects those who haven't done anything and just happened to get falsely marked as spam by an oversensitive bot.

Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.

A sensation felt when really drunk. When you drink enough to become fucked up, you feel a "sweeping warmness" throughout your body, and after that, you are officially annihilated, and this is when your judgement and memory start to really go downhill. You're likely to pass out after this.

It's mostly felt in the face.