gaviscon 

a popular heartburn/indigestion medicine that has ads.

if its ad were to be published with the song "This is my kingdom come" .

you will become horny.

doctor: i prescribe your failing heart with 7 major complications with gaviscon.

guy with failing heart: thank you.

gaviscon by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid July 19, 2021

gaviscon 

While the word gaviscon is commonly attributed to a certain brand of heartburn and indigestion treatments, it has a completely different meaning that has not entered even the simplest of household vernaculars.

It means:
1) A ridiculously incompetent or underperforming individual in a particular area,
2) An extremely prevalent disappointment,
3) A person whose vocabulary routinely involves profanity and biological accusation and is generally a cock,
4) Something with low-standards.

1) The way Mary handles spreadsheets is disgusting. I have half a mind to fire that gaviscon.

2) Mate! You see that fookin' goal last night? What a fookin' gaviscon mate!

3) "You all fondle children and **** yourselves in the ****ing ******* you ****ing ******"
"Sod off, you gaviscon."

4) Hello, I'm Jeremy Clarkson, and you're watching Top Gear.

gaviscon by englebert January 18, 2013

Gaviscon moment 

The act of one shooting their muck too early.

As Amanda began to undo Rodney's trousers he was unable to contain himself and suffered a gaviscon moment

Gaviscon moment by Bianca Deslop November 14, 2016

gaviscoff 

someone one who eats bare gaviscon

hes a right gaviscoff he nicked my mums gaviscon bruv

gaviscoff by veganito April 10, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019