Definitions by theunknowngl

throw under the bus 

1. To reveal information damaging to another's character as to a boss or girlfriend.

Yo, Ben, thanks for throwing me under the bus with that remark about those girls.

throw under the bus by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

waste of life 

1. One whose life is stagnant.

Dude, do something and stop being a waste of life!

waste of life by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

squared away 

v. 1. to finish a project or job. 2. To tidy up an area. orig. military. used by people who are hard for The Guard.

Well, boys, just get those PM's squared away, and you can get early liberty.

squared away by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

fat hater friend 

1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.

I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!

fat hater friend by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

c-block 

v. a euphemism for cockblock. used around people you don't want to say "cock" around

Man 1: Dude, don't be a c-blocker (nervous laugh).

Woman: What's that?

Man: Sorry! If you'll excuse me...

c-block by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

wingman 

1. A friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker

orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.

Aight man, I'll be wingman this time, but you owe me big time.

wingman by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

morale gear 

1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.

Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.

morale gear by theunknowngl October 16, 2004