theunknowngl's definitions

suck at life

1. describing the state of lacking basic life skills such as: literacy, driving a car, managing finances, communicating directly, managing emotions, and filling out a job application.

How could you not know how to type? You just suck at life.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

fat hater friend

1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.

I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

good lookin' out

short for "good job lookin' out for ______ (me, us)

Thanks.

Yo, man, my hair's a rats' nest today. Can, I borrow your Sox hat? Good lookin' out.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

wingman

1. A friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker

orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.

Aight man, I'll be wingman this time, but you owe me big time.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

c-block

v. a euphemism for cockblock. used around people you don't want to say "cock" around

Man 1: Dude, don't be a c-blocker (nervous laugh).

Woman: What's that?

Man: Sorry! If you'll excuse me...

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

squared away

v. 1. to finish a project or job. 2. To tidy up an area. orig. military. used by people who are hard for The Guard.

Well, boys, just get those PM's squared away, and you can get early liberty.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

haole

Regional. Hawaii.

Def.: 1) n. a) White Person b) White American c) derogatory for White Person or White American syn. cracker

2) adj. a) of Caucausian ancestry b) having to do with White American Culture

Haole (or Howlee as I like to spell it) is a bastardization of a Hawaiian word meaning foreigner (literally "without breath"). The correct pronunciation of the Hawaiian word haole is (ha-o-lay).

It can be derogatory depending on usage.

Eh, brah, you wen spock da haole chick ova dea?

Eh, haole shit, like false crack?

So haole, your hairstyle!

Mos' Hawaiians get some haole.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004