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pissant

Def: 1. n. an unskilled worker at an etry level position.
2. adj. describing unskilled, despicable labor. orig. from the idea of being in an ant colony
Man, working the grill and McDonald's is such pissant work.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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squid

Marine: Man, there are a lot of squids in here.

Sailor: Maybe it's because you're on a ship, jarhead.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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puddle pirate

Navy Sailor: thanks for staying home and watching the coasts, puddle pirate.

Coastie: Someone needs to keep those navy wives warm at night.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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throw under the bus

1. To reveal information damaging to another's character as to a boss or girlfriend.
Yo, Ben, thanks for throwing me under the bus with that remark about those girls.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.
1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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morale gear

1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.
Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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fat hater friend

1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.
I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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