Definitions by theunknowngl

suck at life 

1. describing the state of lacking basic life skills such as: literacy, driving a car, managing finances, communicating directly, managing emotions, and filling out a job application.

How could you not know how to type? You just suck at life.

suck at life by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

waste of life 

1. One whose life is stagnant.

Dude, do something and stop being a waste of life!

waste of life by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

field day 

1. n. a silly adventure. 2. n. a day in elementary school where children do track and field. 3. v. (orig. US Coast Guard) to clean beyond the point of all logic.

1. Those kids had a field day with those squirt guns. 2. I love the shot put at field day. 3. You boys did not field day the head. You just cleaned it.

field day by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

fat hater friend 

1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.

I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!

fat hater friend by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

c-block 

v. a euphemism for cockblock. used around people you don't want to say "cock" around

Man 1: Dude, don't be a c-blocker (nervous laugh).

Woman: What's that?

Man: Sorry! If you'll excuse me...

c-block by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

tag team wingman 

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

tag team wingman by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

morale gear 

1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.

Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.

morale gear by theunknowngl October 16, 2004