Definitions by theunknowngl

cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!

cockblocker by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

ride 

1. a) n. a car wheels b) v. to drive or ride in a car see riders

2. to be the one on top during sex.

3. to harrass

1. a) My ride is a piece of shit. b) Let's ride to the club.

2. I could ride her all night!

3. Man, will you guys quit ridin' me!

ride by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

random 

1. strange, unknown

2. odd, silly

1. I dare you to ask some random chick for her number tonight.

2. What made you think of that? You are so random!

random by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

rubber 

1. (Am. English) a condom

2. (Brit. English) an eraser

1. How did I run out of rubbers so fast?

2. Any of you blokes got a rubber? This number 3 pencil is too dark.

rubber by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

tag team wingman 

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

tag team wingman by theunknowngl October 16, 2004