Definitions by theunknowngl

wingman 

1. A friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker

orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.

Aight man, I'll be wingman this time, but you owe me big time.

wingman by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!

cockblocker by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

ride 

1. a) n. a car wheels b) v. to drive or ride in a car see riders

2. to be the one on top during sex.

3. to harrass

1. a) My ride is a piece of shit. b) Let's ride to the club.

2. I could ride her all night!

3. Man, will you guys quit ridin' me!

ride by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

rubber 

1. (Am. English) a condom

2. (Brit. English) an eraser

1. How did I run out of rubbers so fast?

2. Any of you blokes got a rubber? This number 3 pencil is too dark.

rubber by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

random 

1. strange, unknown

2. odd, silly

1. I dare you to ask some random chick for her number tonight.

2. What made you think of that? You are so random!

random by theunknowngl October 16, 2004