Definitions by theplainjane
moby
1. A tiny bald musician that makes music most people don't really understand. He is also famous for his online blog and his hatred of George W. Bush. He is also a vegan and owns his own vegan restraunt, Teany.
2. To shave it all off.. down there. "The Moby."
2. To shave it all off.. down there. "The Moby."
moby by theplainjane April 29, 2005
jasonville
Indiana A town of near 8,000 with a main street full of empty buildings and filled with people dieing to get out. The main attraction is Shakamak State Park, where all the redneck kids hang out and go swimming. There is a library, a grocery store, gas stations, and very few restraunts in Jasonville. The nearest city is 45 minutes away, Terre Haute.
The people are generally white, blue collar, and usually completely hopeless. Most of them, of course, are too uneducated to care. If you are the least bit unique, you will probably get your ass kicked in Jasonville.
The people are generally white, blue collar, and usually completely hopeless. Most of them, of course, are too uneducated to care. If you are the least bit unique, you will probably get your ass kicked in Jasonville.
Businesses rarely last more than three months in Jasonville.
Everyone wishes to move out of Jasonville.
Everyone wishes to move out of Jasonville.
jasonville by theplainjane April 29, 2005
david letterman
I make a point to watch David Letterman's show every night.
David Letterman has the coolest gap in his teeth ever.
David Letterman has the coolest gap in his teeth ever.
david letterman by theplainjane April 29, 2005
helga pataki
A blonde cartoon character with a unibrown on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey Arnold."
Helga is famous for beating up the other kids, her pink dress, and picking on Arnold constantly. Even though she is madly in love with him and carries a picture of him in a heart frame at all times. She is much to insecure to ever tell him.
Helga is the daughter of a crazy beeper sales man and a mom that seems to be drunk all the time.
She also has a best friend name Pheobe, who is very intelligent and lets Helga push her around.
Helga is famous for beating up the other kids, her pink dress, and picking on Arnold constantly. Even though she is madly in love with him and carries a picture of him in a heart frame at all times. She is much to insecure to ever tell him.
Helga is the daughter of a crazy beeper sales man and a mom that seems to be drunk all the time.
She also has a best friend name Pheobe, who is very intelligent and lets Helga push her around.
Helga pushed Arnold into the water fountain and then ran off to gaze at her heart shaped picture.
Helga really needs to shave that unibrow.
Helga really needs to shave that unibrow.
helga pataki by theplainjane April 29, 2005