matrix trilogy

A trilogy of which only one film is liked by EVERYONE. The others are subject to critical debates, because they are inferior and lame.
Wow, the Wachowski brothers really fucked up with the second two films of the matrix trilogy!
by thejamdude January 05, 2006
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coursework

Half my class are dead thanks to coursework!
by thejamdude April 09, 2006
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protective

Something guys often are over their girlfriends. They often lose their girlfriends in 3-7 days because their annoying.
"Hey how's your girlfriend man?"
"YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING HER, HAVEN'T YOU?"
"God, don't be so fucking protective!"
by thejamdude January 05, 2006
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Microsoft Office

Unaffordable software that now can be obtained for free practically anywhere.
I couldn't afford microsoft office, so I downloaded it off limewire, stole it from school, and traded it for a lollipop with my friend at school.
by thejamdude January 05, 2006
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notebook

The "professional" name for a laptop.
Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.
by thejamdude January 06, 2006
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judgement day

The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.
Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
by thejamdude January 06, 2006
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girlfriend

Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc.

AKA, a computer virus.
My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.
by thejamdude August 08, 2006
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