judgement day

The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.

Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!

by thejamdude January 05, 2006

coursework

The biggest cause of suicide among students.

Half my class are dead thanks to coursework!

by thejamdude January 30, 2006