thedzone's definitions
Fun term for a male who acts like a pervert but it can be used in jest. Probably because so many people have weird uncles.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.
codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.
codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.
by thedzone October 1, 2009
Get the Uncle Pervomug. Wasteful spending and hoarding by selfish decision-makers in large businesses:
Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.
Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.
by thedzone October 5, 2009
Get the corporate greedmug. An old term for not saying Jesus Christ, thus not using Christ's(God's) name in vain and not breaking one of the 10 Commandments or blaspheming. Usually used with emphasis.
Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead.
The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.
Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead.
The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.
Jiminy cricket that marine just gave me a hot-foot!!...I'll kill him!!!
Did you see what that tornado did to that old barn--jiminy crickets!
Did you see what that tornado did to that old barn--jiminy crickets!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
Get the jiminy cricketmug. Neanderthalic chant that is heard from the audience or fans of Jerry Springer. Always repeated for emphasis when something wacky and zany is going to happen...like a cat fight.
Floozy #1 She gots ta gets away from my man!
Floozy #2 No, I ain't gonna, he's mine!
Jerry Springer: Uh oh...sounds like trouble!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Floozy #2 No, I ain't gonna, he's mine!
Jerry Springer: Uh oh...sounds like trouble!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
Get the Jerry!mug. A totally uncool prude!
Made famous on SNL by Dana Carvey in old lady drag stating
"ISN'T THAT SPECIAL?!!!"
Made famous on SNL by Dana Carvey in old lady drag stating
"ISN'T THAT SPECIAL?!!!"
OMG you are acting like such a church lady!
Stop acting like a church lady...I'm gonna puke!!
OK church lady...PARDON ME!!!!!
Dude--you sound like such a a church lady!!!
Stop acting like a church lady...I'm gonna puke!!
OK church lady...PARDON ME!!!!!
Dude--you sound like such a a church lady!!!
by thedzone October 1, 2009
Get the church ladymug. Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.
Jr. High Woodshop Class
Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!
Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!
by thedzone October 10, 2009
Get the number one assholemug. Mean small dog that yipes all day long...all night long.
Little dogs you want to kill cuz they never shut up.
Yorkies, Pekinese, wiener-dogs poodles...etc.
Little dogs you want to kill cuz they never shut up.
Yorkies, Pekinese, wiener-dogs poodles...etc.
I wish that yiper across the street would shut up: one of these days I'm gonna squash it like a pumpkin!
by thedzone October 9, 2009
Get the yipermug.