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Pull a boner

Old term for making a mistake.

Ususally phrased "pulled a boner".

Why the word bone or boner means mistake, I have no idea:

Perhaps from accidentally hitting your funny bone, acting like a bonehead; or a grave robber pulling out a bone instead of jewels from a grave...just guessing!

Nowadays if you tell someone you "pulled a boner" they might think you are gay if you are a man or horny if you are a woman!
They really pulled a boner when they hired that bozo to run the steam roller: he flattened a BMW!

I thought that black guy on the phone was white--pulled a boner on that one!

Don't pull a boner this time you dope!
by thedzone September 26, 2009
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Danny Disco

Late 1970s term for a male dressed like a disco dancer.

It was mostly an insult but was sometimes used in jest or for an ego boost. Often yelled at a male with new disco-like clothes or a new haircut in the John Travolta style or a guy on the dance floor trying to emulate him.
Nice Travolta haircut Noah!...you trying to be Danny Disco?
Hey Danny Disco! Stop making moves on my girl!!
Watch-out guys--tonight I'm Danny Disco!!!
by thedzone October 5, 2009
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catwalk

An area high above a stage floor (unseen by the audience)
for the stage crew to access lights, curtains...etc. It is usually narrow and can be dangerous if you screw around up there.
I told you guys not to fuck around up there--get off the catwalk now!!!
by thedzone January 30, 2010
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woodshed

A small shack to store wood for burning...usually logs. Back in the old days when a whooping was legal to give your children, a parent would take a child there to whoop them good for being bad.
Son in 1930: Fuck off mom!...oops.

Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.

Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
by thedzone October 9, 2009
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John the Baptist

Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.
John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
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chick flick

Term for a movie geared for women. Quite often seen on cable TV like The Hallmark Channel and endorsed by people like Oprah. These movies make women the heros and show life from a woman's perspective. Most men hate these films cuz they are cheezy and dumb. Pussy-whipped men like them...or pretend to.
Wife: Honey, lets watch: She Finally Kills The Bad Guy!
Husband's mind: ( Not another chick flick! )
Husband's reply: ...yes dear.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
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P.D.Q. Bach

Fictional wacky and zany composer made up by wacky and zany real composer genius Peter Schickele. He has made many albums that are funny parodies of classical music and music in general and has won many awards. P.D.Q. stands for pretty damn quick but only Schickele knows the truth. Peter can be found at the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.
Have you heard any P.D.Q. Bach?
Awesome comedy--totally cool!
by thedzone October 12, 2009
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