thedzone's definitions

humpastillskin

Necrophiliac. Could also mean a dead lay.

A word that I just invented today.

That creepy undertaker is a humpastillskin.

My wife is boring in bed a real humpastillskin.

by thedzone October 8, 2009

plumber cleavage

The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.

My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)

by thedzone October 17, 2009

brazen wench

Term from Shakespearean days: Brazen meaning: snippy, saucy, bitchy, bold, conceited. Wench meaning: woman...usually young and of low class like a servant, bimbo, bar floozy, or whore. Technically means bitchy young woman but can be used for any woman. Term is often used as an insult.

Modern Times: Did you see her dance with your man...what a
brazen wench!
Days of Yore: Off with ye now ye brazen wench (slaps her ass) fetch me my pint of ale!!!

by thedzone October 21, 2009

Wicked Lester

1. Early 1970s rock band that had various members including the original Kiss lineup: Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley and Peter Criss.

2. The nastiest shit or fart you have ever smelled in your life.

1. Did Wicked Lester ever make an album?

2. Who left the wicked lester in my toilet?...not cool!!!

by thedzone October 7, 2009

Penny for the Guy?

British phrase that kids ask their neighbors-similar to USA's
"Trick or Treat"-because they need money for the Guy Fawkes dummy that they are making for the parade and bonfire.

(knock knock on door) " 'ello then and what ye need?"

" Penny for the Guy?"

" The' ye ar' "

"Thanks mista' "

by thedzone October 7, 2009

foreigner

1. A stranger in a strange land.
2. One from a different country.
3. In the Midwest and Southern US many people are considered foreigners if they are from a different state, county, or town.
4. A successful Rock band named Foreigner.

1. I am foreign to this area.
2. I hate those foreigners who don't speak English.
3. Now lookie here... we don't want none of them foreigners from Jackson County 'round here!
4. Sorry dude, I got so drunk at the Foreigner concert that I crapped my pants.

by thedzone October 6, 2009

thingamabobber

Older term used when you forget or don't know the name of something. Same as saying whatchamacallit.

Quick hand me that thingamabobber!
You mean the screwdriver?
Ya!

We used to have fun on that watchamacallit.
The roller coaster?
Ya!

by thedzone October 12, 2009