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Oi is a word often used by Australian and Southern people, the stereotypical situation where the word oi is used is when you see something you disapprove of greatly, like when you are in a bar with your girl and a fuck boy gives her a cheeky look or goes for a cheeky ass grab. You use the word oi to establish dominance and euphemistically tell the lad he's about to get the dick from you for doing it.
*Guy eyes your girl from a distance and blows a kiss to her*
You: Oi
Guy: Problem buddy?
*You pound the shit out of the guy*
You: Oi
Guy: Problem buddy?
*You pound the shit out of the guy*
by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017
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"Did you see that goal I scored today in footy boys?"
"Great goal mate, but you fucking killed the hype when you went for a dab as a celebration"
"Great goal mate, but you fucking killed the hype when you went for a dab as a celebration"
by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017
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Get the Child Labor mug.Definition 1: Jokes that are normally only understood by a small group of people who are aware of the meaning behind the joke.
Definition 2: The best kind of fucking jokes that the urban dictionary editors will never fucking publish on this website.
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Person 1: I like caves
Person 2: hahahahahaha that's fucking hilarious
Person 2: I don't get it...
Person 1: It is an inside joke mate
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Person 2: I don't get it...
Person 1: It is an inside joke mate
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A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to uphold trousers or shorts when loose.
Definition 2:
Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.
A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to uphold trousers or shorts when loose.
Definition 2:
Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.
Definition 1:
Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea
Definition 2:
Daddy: Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son: Daddy please not the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy: The belt is coming off, this is what you get
*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*
Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea
Definition 2:
Daddy: Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son: Daddy please not the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy: The belt is coming off, this is what you get
*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*
by thebigpenis42069 February 5, 2017
Get the Belt mug.The hood is a place normally referring to an area of poverty, crime, hardships and gangs. The hood is one of the hardest places to thrive in, where it is only survival of the fittest and the smartest. Where the odds of you getting through the day are low. White people do not last long in the hood.
"I was running through these streets avoiding the sound of gunshots, I stabbed a nigga who tried to belt me. I was not having it I was determined to get out...the hood is a brutal"
by thebigpenis42069 February 5, 2017
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