the_writer_side's definitions

tomb raider

1) One who raids a tomb.

2) The title of a video game that inspired two of the worst films known to man.

That fucking tomb raider movie fucking sucks ass.

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

corvette

See "mid-life crisis"

Your father bought a corvette.

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

gay mouth

1) The effect of drinking sugary drinks such as non-diet sodas. The sugar creates a sticky residue in your mouth.

2) A non-diet soda

Stop drinking that goddamn gay mouth!

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

lizards

What someone might see while high on drugs. See "spiders" also.

Lizards! Shit! Get 'em off!!

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

nextel

One of the greatest cell phone service providers with some of the largest (eww) phones. Service features the popular "Direct Connect" which is very similar to the function of a walkie-talkie.

I got nextel.

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

curb your enthusiasm

The greatest television series of all time. The comedy follows the hilarious life of Larry David, co-creator of Seinfeld.

I watch Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO.

by the_writer_side June 25, 2004