Definitions by theWestHamfan

spontaneous human combustion 

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

spontaneous human combustion by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

water the horse by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

syph cream 

an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter

jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream

syph cream by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

spew up your ring 

to vomit so violently that one anus nearly comes out of ones own mouth

look here Kevin, if that's your tenth donner kebab, you're definitely gonna spew up your ring!

spew up your ring by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

gingivitis 

swollen gums through giving too much felatio

Oi Kinnock, no wonder your gingivitus has flared - GET OFF THAT NOW!

gingivitis by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

silvery 

a person that loses their bottle at the last moment

Oi dunky oggins you lost yoer bo(glotteral stop)all

silvery by theWestHamfan October 30, 2003

barnstorming 

when the roof of the barn has blown off and the rain gets in during a storm - as in IDS

He gave such a barnstorming performance, but zilch votes

barnstorming by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003