Definitions by the slut formerly known as your mother

outwar 

A form of internet game (term used loosely) where players form a clan or team by getting as many people as possible to click a link that leads to a page full of adverts, spyware, IP reading and lagging. The people with the most clicks to thier name get some manner of cheap receipt, such as an outwar t-shirt, or pittyful cash payment which must be collected in person from afghanistan (so no-one ever collects it). To actually be anywhere close to realising the top spots, much money and time must be given to conning innocent n00bs to the site, which probably outweighs the cost of the return prize.

slut: hello there
UouOTWER PLAYA5: pls cum 2 mi syt!!11
UouOTWER PLAYA5: www.x=6767676.outwar.com/dogshite
slut: I'm not going to lag my connection up with that outwar crap. Find someone else to join your werewolf clan
UouOTWER PLAYA5: om U FAGOT I H8 U V MUSH

outwar by the slut formerly known as your mother October 11, 2004

Theocracy 

Clergy run state, or state governed by religious leader and under rule from religiously inspired laws.

The Vatican is a theocracy.

Theocracy by the slut formerly known as your mother October 10, 2004

streets of rage 

Side scrolling beat em up manufactured for the sega megadrive/ sega genesis in the early 90's. Smooth and original gameplay made the game such a hit that a sequel was made, which was even better. There was a third game made, which had more moves availiable, but it wasn't anywhere near as popular as the first two.

Every time I faced the Mona & Lisa bosses in SOR I lost about five lives because I couldn't hit them. It was several years after first playing the game for the first time before i realised that I should stand with my back to them and press B and C buttons together to backkick when they approach. Saves me a few police cars.

streets of rage by the slut formerly known as your mother October 10, 2004

Cambodia 

A beautiful country with long, deserted golden beaches.....

...deserted due to the huge numbers of landmines.

Cambodia by the slut formerly known as your mother October 9, 2004

waffle 

UK use- (v.) to communicate inconcisely.

I tried reading 'the art of war' by SUN TZU but there was so much waffling and nonsensical rhetoric that I could barely find the useful information. Same for Mein Kampf

waffle by the slut formerly known as your mother October 7, 2004

Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon 

When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.

Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon by the slut formerly known as your mother October 5, 2004

bummed in the gob

When a penis penetrates the anus, travels through the colon, intestines and out the mouth.

Slut: His 30 foot long penis left me bummed in the gob when he pushed it all the way in!

bummed in the gob by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004