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Definitions by the real mirroring cockhead

no wukas 

#1 - can i have a toke on that joint brother?

#2 - no wukas....
A word, concept or insight created by the real mirroring cockhead....
#1 - I swear you just made that word up you fucknut!

#2 - No shit; get a pen and write that shit down, you've just been enlightened by a philism....

mirroring cockhead 

1. One who confronts another with an undesirable truth.

2. A person who makes mirroring statements which have little compassion for temporary emotional trauma.

3. Statements of 'truth' said by a cockhead to another person, which are very direct and sometimes even very fucking blunt.
#1 - Stop using the guise that its glandular; the truth is you're fucking fat, you're making yourself and everyone around you sick, have a fucking crack at life you fat fuck

#2 - you're such a mirroring cockhead....
1. A phrase ordinarily used to refer to either the neighbour watching, or potentially watching, your sexual activities. The concept is usually phrased as a joke when you and your partner are having sex in a revealing area, such as a backyard verandah or with the blinds open.

2. Said as a joke, usually accompanied by a sexual gesture (i.e. a slap on the ass or imitating fingering your partner with two fingers), when wanting to fuck your partner in an area where the neighbour could see.
#1 - (said in backyard) Aww baby, i want to bury my balls in your ass!

#2 - Hahahaha - Mrs Smith!!!
Dickheads with the last name of 'watt' like to use it in replace of the word 'what'.
Emailer #1 - yo mofo, sup?

Emailer #2 - watt the fuck are you talking about fuckhead?

cooch-therapy 

Designed to be a 'safety' word, to pull out, when a couple are having a stupid fuckin' argument over essentially nothing at all.

In this context, a cooch refers to the asshole of either partner.
#1 - You're a dickhead, you're never sensitive towards my feelings!

#2 - Cooch-therapy baby....

cooch-aroma 

In this context, the cooch refers to the asshole. The aroma from the cooch can make a partner extremely animalistic towards their man or woman.

Cooch-aroma can be either strong or weak but in either case, it drives your partner wild so they demand very kinky sex.
#1 - Lick my asshole

#2 - Fuck yeh, cooch-aroma baby....