scoreboard

a technique for ending an arguement about numbers. Obviously the scoreboard will truly reflect who is winning, regardless of what the other party is saying. Scoreboard suggests that all that is really relevant are the cold hard numbers. If you have scoreboard then the facts/numbers are on your side and you can end the arguement by just pointing out to the other person to look at the scoreboard.
People complain that the Yankees have bought their World Series titles. Who cares? 26 world championships baby, SCOREBOARD!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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two man luge

The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph
Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!
by the prophet June 27, 2003
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buttclit

two rednecks who like to fuck each other after a night of cow tipping in north dakota
look at those two buttclit's go at it. hey, aren't they first cousins or something?
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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evil compliance lady

a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.
The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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bonesmuggler

1. One who tries to smuggle another man's bone.
2. A homosexual. One who puts his penis in another man's ass.
3. A fugdepacker.
4. Fag
Garret Rustand is a bonesmuggler.
by the prophet June 26, 2003
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la chickina

a restaurant in Las Vegas that is just around the corner from whereever you are going.
by the prophet March 30, 2003
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one cheek sneak

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.
My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!
by the prophet March 27, 2003
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