the prophet's definitions

homo slice

disciple of the prophet, sent to earth by the prophet to sell non rated california muni bonds to rich old people.

Homo Slice sells all those tobacco settlement bonds, but he can't stop the prophet from hittin on his mom.

by the prophet March 25, 2003

one cheek sneak

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

yambag

your nut sack

while that girl was passed out I draped my yambag over her face and took a picture for my personal collection of yambag shots

by the prophet March 28, 2003

jesse jackson

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.

Jesse Jackson is a fraud.

by the prophet July 30, 2003

colonblow

a product designed to clean your colon from the inside out.

I tried colonblow and I took a 5 foot dooty.

by the prophet April 7, 2003

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

butherface

a girl with a good body and a nasty face. e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker.

she had a smokin body butherface was so nasty I had to get out the old paper bag.

by the prophet March 26, 2003