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bonesmuggler

1. One who tries to smuggle another man's bone.
2. A homosexual. One who puts his penis in another man's ass.
3. A fugdepacker.
4. Fag
Garret Rustand is a bonesmuggler.
by the prophet June 26, 2003
mugGet the bonesmugglermug.

la chickina

a restaurant in Las Vegas that is just around the corner from whereever you are going.
La Chickina!
by the prophet March 29, 2003
mugGet the la chickinamug.

scoreboard

a technique for ending an arguement about numbers. Obviously the scoreboard will truly reflect who is winning, regardless of what the other party is saying. Scoreboard suggests that all that is really relevant are the cold hard numbers. If you have scoreboard then the facts/numbers are on your side and you can end the arguement by just pointing out to the other person to look at the scoreboard.
People complain that the Yankees have bought their World Series titles. Who cares? 26 world championships baby, SCOREBOARD!
by the prophet March 25, 2003
mugGet the scoreboardmug.

homo slice

disciple of the prophet, sent to earth by the prophet to sell non rated california muni bonds to rich old people.
Homo Slice sells all those tobacco settlement bonds, but he can't stop the prophet from hittin on his mom.
by the prophet March 25, 2003
mugGet the homo slicemug.

one cheek sneak

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.
My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
mugGet the one cheek sneakmug.

red eye

when you moon someone and within that act you open your butt cheeks to expose your asshole
it's fun to give passing cars a red eye on the bronx river parkway
by the prophet March 25, 2003
mugGet the red eyemug.

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